ignwhore:

*teacher hands you test*
“sorry I’m not interested”

posted 18 hours ago with 318,836 notes via penisvvrinkle + reblog

warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

(Source: wartortles)

posted 18 hours ago with 695,002 notes via stop + reblog

best-of-memes:

When I find the perfect rock on the ground to add to my rock collection

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posted 18 hours ago with 53,978 notes via dangergays + reblog

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posted 18 hours ago with 377,861 notes via dangergays + reblog

fallen-angel-bedfeathers:

booty got me like

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posted 18 hours ago with 11,073 notes via fabulouscas + reblog

(Source: esteladodelanden)

posted 1 day ago with 7,294 notes via microcomets + reblog

unpopuler:

food will never break my heart

posted 1 day ago with 195,214 notes via unshaped + reblog

nbctv:

Basically.

dryeyesfrombrightscreens:

Being hot in front of your boyfriend vs. Being hot in front of your friends

posted 1 day ago with 18,033 notes via tskiyamas + reblog

burgrs:

hotdammysammy:

burgrs:

*eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight

An orange is approximately 87 calories. If you were to eat 1,000 oranges that would be 87,000 calories.

its fruit i wont gain weight 

posted 1 day ago with 482,887 notes via stop + reblog
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