this guy is listening to loud ass gospel music in the library and one of the workers asked him to turn it down and he said “YOU CANT TURN DOWN JESUS”
when there’s a fire, don’t forget to stop, drop and pop it, lock it, polka dot it, country-fy it and hip-hop it
do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach
i just want a boy to like me
no not that one
no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.
MONKEYS in the ARCTIC?! whats next, vampires on the weekend?!